if you give a pig a pancake

IF YOU GIVE A PIG A PANCAKE

if you give a pig a pancake
she'll probably want some syrup to go w/ it
when she eats the pancake
she'll get all sticky
so she'll need a bath
in the bath she'll want a toy
so you give her a rubber ducky
the ducky reminds her of the farm she grew up on
and her family
she tells you she wants to visit them
she needs a suitcase
so she looks in your room
she finds some tap shoes
she decides she wants an outfit to preform
after she will want pictures
so you take pictures and she wants more and more
she wants to send them to her friends
when they are stamped and ready
you go outside
and see a tree
she'll want to make a tree house
when it is built she'll ask for wall paper
you get the wallpaper for her
when she puts it up
she gets all sticky
getting sticky will remind her of the syrup
and chances are
she'll ask you for some
and chances are if you give her syrup
she'll want a pancake to go with them...